The Boys

Jokes and riddles/ The boys

1.Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no body to go with.

2.Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road ?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

3.What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper.

4.What goes up when rain comes down?

Umbrella.

5.Why didn’t  the computer like the internet?

Because they had no connection.

6.If their was a man who was cut in half and his left side was gone what is he?

He is all right.

7.Why was cinderella bad at basketball?

Because she always ran away from the ball.

8.What has four wheel and flies?

A dump truck.

9.What do you do when your hands get cut of?

You go to the second hand shop.

10.What do you do when the world ends?

You go to new world.